A House Under There Somewhere
Whoa. Sensory overload. I… um… what. I think that’s the kitchen? Not really sure how you prepare food when nearly every surface is covered with…
Dubious Decor
No Pattern to the Patterns
From submitter Emerald63: Can’t get enough loudly patterned floors, walls, and even ceilings, not to mention built-ins? Well come on in! I like how every…
Gotta Spend Your Money Somehow
Asking price: $14.5 million. Looks like they raided the dumpster behind a modern art studio and just glued everything they found to the stairs. Okay…
Think Pink, Dream Pink, BE PINK
pink cabinets: check pink rug: check pink pillows: check pink microwave: check pink teapot: check pink toaster: check pink ladle: check pink sink: check pink…
My Condo Has a Screensaver
This home is not for the easily distracted. So many crazy lighting effects! Definitely not for the easily disoriented, either. LED walls. Because we can….
Excess is Spelled F-L-O-R-I-D-A
I imagine that there might exist a more extravagant home game room than this, but I’ve certainly never seen anything else that comes close. This…
Dizzy by Design
Whoa. It’s like a few of the rooms in this house were designed to induce maximum dizziness. I would most likely fall down those stairs…
Naughty Mickey Mouse
Um. I don’t think that’s an authorized usage of Disney intellectual property. I kinda suspect that isn’t, either, but at least Bert doesn’t seem to…
White on White
This place gives that all-white San Francisco crib we wrote about back in December a run for its money. What do you do for fun…
Forever Waiting Just Inside
The seller of this home is either a big fan of Duane Hanson Sculpture or perhaps his grandma just wouldn’t get out of the shot….
Behold the Beautiful Beige
Commentary by submitter Emerald63. Thanks! If you like beige, do we have the house for you! There are even two – count them two –…
Pink and Purple Power
I wonder what this seller’s favorite color is? To be fair, most of the interior is adorned in a relatively ordinary color scheme. But the…
Pretty in Pink
Most of this house is perfectly ordinary, but wow, that bedroom. It’s like a bubble gum factory exploded.
[CENSORED] – Click at your own risk.
Wow. Just wow. Even the butler is speechless. Oh wait, that’s because he’s a mannequin. …as is the pianist. Wait, what? Is that… a chair…
Ouch. My Eyes.
This one was sent to me by a reader just last week, but has unfortunately since been pulled from the market. So if you were…
Brighten Your Night
Not the strangest, most offensive art we’ve seen in a home for sale, but also not the kind of thing I would choose to display…