Cadillac Crib
I hope you like Cadillacs. I mean really like them. Because it might cost a bit to take down that giant glowing “Cadillac” sign in…
Odd Obsession
Secret Beer Shrine / Game Room
That is a lot of beer cans. But the really cool part about this room isn’t what’s inside, it’s how you get inside… Here’s a…
We get it. You like your cars.
Gee, I wonder what this seller’s prized possessions are? The listing agent had an allotment of 30 photos to showcase this 11,500 square foot home….
Horse Lovers ONLY
Do you like to engage in staring contests with horses? Or ride your tractor around in circles in the dirt? Does this photo have some…
A Monument to Pop Culture
This home’s current owner is “Hip-hop star Pharrell Williams.” Not sure if the point here is really to sell the home, or just to show…
All Swans, All the Time
Apparently “Penthouse living at its finest” means being surrounded by swans. Swans in the hallway, swans in the bathroom, swans in the bedroom… It’s all…
I Hope You Like Green Accents
Submitted by Emerald63, who says: Behind the Green Door… are lots of green paintings Lots and lots of green accents. Green paintings, green pillows, green…
Captions, Captions, Captions, Stilts
I’m glad they put a caption on there, otherwise I might have thought that the guy on stilts was included with the home. Actually wait…
Garden-Lovers ONLY
From the Wall Street Journal’s House of the Day: Philanthropist Frederick Forrest Peabody built this neoclassical home in Santa Barbara, Calif., in 1914. The current…
This Home Suits You
It seems as though one of this property’s many outbuildings is dedicated entirely to suit storage. And yet even that is not enough space, as…
Home for a Basket Case
From the submitter: All I can say is that somebody likes baskets. No joke. Um… what else is there really to say? Looks like the…
Come to Cactus Kingdom
You like cacti, right? I mean, like, a lot? Actually for a 7.5 million dollar property, I have to say I’m a little disappointed in…
“Railway Resort” is Apparently a Thing (An Amazing Thing)
The still photos on this listing are amazing, but they really don’t do this property justice. Thankfully, the listing agent had a video made. It…
Smokin’ Deal
Nothing says “we totally took great care of this house” like ashtrays and cigarettes scattered throughout the place. The listing for this home included a…
Very Well-Guarded Swampland
If you had $1.3 million to spend, I bet you thought you could buy a house. Nope. You just get guard towers. Okay so technically…
Now I’m Coming to Gobble You Up!
The troll’s bridge was foreclosed, and now he lives under the porch, apparently. Mixed messages. Dragons = GO AWAY. “For Rent” = Come live here!…