Get Down With Your Luxurious Self
[Listing and narrative submitted by Looney Listing regular Emerald63. Thanks!] After a hard day as corporate CEO, come home to your own private Versailles, complete…
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Own Your Own Roach Motel
Not only could the listing agent not be bothered to sweep up the dead roaches, but they took a photograph that appears to be primarily…
Green and White and More Green
The first photo for this listing sets expectations well. Get ready to see a lot of white and green. Nice sea urchin light. Hmm I…
All Angles, All the Time
Somebody really likes angled shapes. And their fancy car. You can’t quite see it from this angle, but the mirror in the bedroom is a…
Don’t Do Drugs
In case you weren’t clear what inspired the… eclectic decor in this house, just refer to the handy neon sign on the right side of…
Suggestive Seating
Classy. Okay this room is pretty cool. Not sure about the wild assortment of upholstery patterns, but I dig the circular sofas and table. Would…
Something’s Been Bugging Me…
Seeing a spider the size of a doberman dangling from the living room might not be too odd… If the home hadn’t been sitting on…
How To: Stock Your Bomb Shelter
From the listing description: There is even a bomb shelter in the basement that sleeps six and has a periscope from a WWII submarine (which…
Lonely Chair Enjoys the View
The above photo is the only one in this listing’s set of eight pictures that shows any part of the actual house. The rest of…
Wine Butler Does Not Convey
I’m not sure which thought is more creepy, that they would photograph the wine cellar with a butler posing at-the-ready, or that it might actually…
You Can Do It, We Can Help
That’s a lot of orange Home Depot buckets. Unfortunately, it looks like they couldn’t do it, even with Home Depot’s help. Seriously… Yikes. Are those…
Because Dinner With Horse, That’s Why. So Shut Up.
Um. What. The listing describes a “magnificent 12 stall stable w/ every amenity.” I didn’t realize that dining with one’s horse was considered an “amenity.”…
Living Room Motivational Material?
Not exactly what I would have chosen if I were going to decorate my living room with six foot tall paintings, but to each his…
Half-Assed Half-Mill
You would be forgiven for wondering why a dated, dingy, run-down, nondescript home in Aberdeen, WA… …with a totally half-assed set of photos (I mean…
Fill In The (Many) Blanks
You’re going to have to use your imagination on this one, since this is the only photo that the listing agent felt like including. The…
Blue his house, with a blue little window…
Yo, listen up here’s a story About a little guy That lives in a blue world And all day and all night And everything he…