San Francisco’s Most Expensive Listing is a Replica of Marie Antoinette’s Private Getaway
With an asking price of 18 million dollars, you’d expect to be impressed—even in San Francisco, where a mediocre 1,100 square-foot row house goes for…
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And Behind This Door…
I… um… … What? Most of the rest of this place is pretty normal. I mean, “normal” for a $7.4 million South Florida penthouse condo,…
Crazy Connecticut Castle Crushes Competition
I’ve seen a good number of modern US homes made to look like castles, but this Connecticut listing takes the cake. Like, it’s not even…
Behold This $2M Kitchen
Behold the two million dollar kitchen. Two million dollar weeds. And the two million dollar living room, with the two million dollar floor. Listing claims…
Live in a Desert Museum for $8M
Submission & commentary by Emerald63. Thanks! The exterior looks like a museum. The interior is a whole, heaping helping of “Holy Cow!!!” Including an obscene…
Metal Penguin Just Wants a Hug
Lots of interesting sculpture in this one. Starting with the yard full of metal animals… …continuing on the deck with the arms-up ladies. Another arms-up…
The Listings Butler’s Spanish Cousin
The listings butler strikes again! Er, well, his Spanish cousin does, anyway. What I don’t get about this listing is how the same listing can…
Appreciate the Amorous Art
The seller of this $1.8 million Vegas condo certainly likes “art.” And naked ladies. With or without heads, apparently. So, um… Yeah. So much “art”…
Someday I’ll Figure Out How To Desaturate Plants, And I Will Win
You like color? Look outside. Or stare at your plants. That’s it. Those are your only two choices here. Bedroom? Desaturated. Bathroom? Desaturated. Oh, one…
Let’s Play Find the Furniture!
Can you find the furniture? This elusive species has evolved to blend in with its habitat. Note how well each of the individual pieces disguises…
All Kinds of Incredible
This house is incredible. I’m just not sure that it’s all the good kind of incredible. Is that furniture in the home theatre… glowing? Classy!…
Doesn’t everyone have an effigy hanging in their family room?
We just really don’t like the guy, okay? What? The rest of the house is actually quite nice. Looks like a pretty sweet view. I…
Straight Line Phobia
From the submitter: If you’re not very fond of straight lines, you’re going to like it here. Indeed. There’s nary a straight line nor edge…
Awesome Arch Abode on Acreage Around Austin
Here’s another one that’s less “looney” and more “lavish.” Love the distinctive, unique shape of this home, as well as the finishes like the nice…
Tons of Taxidermy and a Train
It looks so unassuming from the outside, but then once you step inside… Lions! And… um… mountain lions! And polar bears! Oh my. I think…
Baby Raccoons & MEGA Mountains… But Where’s the House?
Sixteen photos of this $2.5 million listing, only one of which contains even a glimpse of the house itself. Instead, you get baby raccoons. Oh…