Move Over Ron Howard… to the house right next door.
Headline and commentary by submitter Emerald63. Thanks! My French chateau of rough hewn stone can meet and beat your white wood Grand Hotel wannabe anyday!…
million-plus
Opie, I don’t think we’re in Mayberry anymore…
Headline and commentary by submitter Emerald63. Thanks! Want to buy Ron Howard’s house? Just $27.5 million dollars… Here’s some more color from CNN: The Howards…
Dizzy by Design
Whoa. It’s like a few of the rooms in this house were designed to induce maximum dizziness. I would most likely fall down those stairs…
Leopard Bedroom is Leopard
Wow. I guess somebody really likes leopards. This one kind of looks like it might just be from a personal photo shoot of one of…
Naughty Mickey Mouse
Um. I don’t think that’s an authorized usage of Disney intellectual property. I kinda suspect that isn’t, either, but at least Bert doesn’t seem to…
Forever Waiting Just Inside
The seller of this home is either a big fan of Duane Hanson Sculpture or perhaps his grandma just wouldn’t get out of the shot….
We get it. You like your cars.
Gee, I wonder what this seller’s prized possessions are? The listing agent had an allotment of 30 photos to showcase this 11,500 square foot home….
Old Boys’ Clubhouse
So… am I buying a home here, or a grainy photo of some old dudes? Oh look, somebody signed a thing! Totally important to the…
How To: Tolerate Living in Arizona
From submitter Emerald63: CLUNK!!! That was the sound of my jaw dropping at this stunning home that has the “Gimme, Gimme, Gimme” factor in spades!…
Vroom Vroom
So… do the fancy cars come with the home? I think probably not, despite the fact that the photo above is the primary photo on…
Horse Lovers ONLY
Do you like to engage in staring contests with horses? Or ride your tractor around in circles in the dirt? Does this photo have some…
Do the crossbows convey?
Text by Emerald63 Medieval keep or scientific playground? You decide… It has church-like stained glass: …a 2 story display gallery for your crossbow collection… …and…
Brighten Your Night
Not the strangest, most offensive art we’ve seen in a home for sale, but also not the kind of thing I would choose to display…
I Hope You Like Green Accents
Submitted by Emerald63, who says: Behind the Green Door… are lots of green paintings Lots and lots of green accents. Green paintings, green pillows, green…
Mega Family Room
Typically when you’re trying to sell your home, it’s a good idea to take down your family photos. I guess when your family photo is…
One Location, Yet All Over The Map
[Submission and script by Emerald63. Thanks!] It starts off innocently enough with an indoor forest… Gradually escalates to a guy watching you sleep… Then… jumps…