Bro do you even loft?
Cool art, bro. Dig that all-black kitchen with the metal buck bust. I’m not sure if the bedroom is really that red. Might just be…
San Francisco
What lies beneath…
My own castley type dwelling in downtown San Francisco? Yes, please! Ooh… it even has a cool castley type door! OK, the “throne room” is…
It’s All In The Details
That’s an… interesting floor. Okay let’s be clear here. This is a freakin’ mansion. With a list price over $6 million. The photo selection is…
San Francisco’s Most Expensive Listing is a Replica of Marie Antoinette’s Private Getaway
With an asking price of 18 million dollars, you’d expect to be impressed—even in San Francisco, where a mediocre 1,100 square-foot row house goes for…
I Hope You Like Green Accents
Submitted by Emerald63, who says: Behind the Green Door… are lots of green paintings Lots and lots of green accents. Green paintings, green pillows, green…
One Location, Yet All Over The Map
[Submission and script by Emerald63. Thanks!] It starts off innocently enough with an indoor forest… Gradually escalates to a guy watching you sleep… Then… jumps…
Mod Pod
Modern living: pods inside your house! This home has it all… Kitchen pod. Closet pod. Bedroom pod. Laundry room pod. Pod it up.
Wine Butler Does Not Convey
I’m not sure which thought is more creepy, that they would photograph the wine cellar with a butler posing at-the-ready, or that it might actually…
¾-Million-Dollar Mystery View
Above you will find the primary listing photo for a $750,000 condo in San Francisco. No, I don’t know what we’re looking at either. Maybe…
Palace For Sale, Slightly Used
Wait, are they selling a house, or the Palace of Fine Arts Theatre? Oh, wait. Apparently they’re selling a light fixture. I can see how…
ShowerDog Not Included
From the listing description: This stunning property provides 4487 square feet of living space with 5 generous bedrooms and 4 luxurious bathes. Only one of…
Camouflage Furniture
Where are the beds? YOU CAN’T SEE THEM! Hidden sofa is hidden. Whoa, cool outdoor dining room… HEY WAIT A MINUTE.
Men are from Mars…
I’m assuming that this photograph features the kids’ room, but you really can’t be sure. Maybe the owners just have some kind of alien fetish?…
Suddenly: Surprise Swordfish!
You know how sometimes, you’re flipping through the photos of a listing, checking out the living room, kitchen, and bedrooms… Everything is normal enough, but…
Knocked Up
All of the rest of the photos on this listing are perfectly normal, but for some reason they chose this odd closeup of the door…
“This one is a winner”
From the listing description: World Champion Giants home right down the street! This one is a winner Winning!