Dive Into This Glass and Steel Denver Mansion
That’s certainly an interesting piece of sculpture, and it appears a lot in this photo set. It seems odd that the listing photos would focus…
sculpture
Something For Everyone
NOTE: The images in this post have been removed due to a DMCA takedown notice from Dina Landi. Looney Listing disputes that its use of…
It’s a total bust… In a manner of speaking.
Everywhere you look in this home you see disembodied heads. In the living room… In the dining room… Even in the hallway… Well, until you…
An Unusual Lineup
Other than this somewhat excessive fountain, this listing is a relatively normal $4.5 million Washington DC home.
Boom. Headshot.
Is it supposed to look like the blue man is being shot? Because that is what it looks like to me. Other than the interesting…
Microbutler
Honey, I shrunk the listings butler! Wow, these are some pretty bad photos. What kind of agent lists a $2.2 million house with photos this…
Breasts & Baskets
Sure, okay. Why not? In addition to… that… The seller also appears to have somewhat of a basket fetish: So many baskets. I mean, not…
Don’t Look Up
And here we have the lovely enclosed patio, where you can relax, enjoy good company, and maybe hang someone in effigy from the ceiling. You…
Metal Penguin Just Wants a Hug
Lots of interesting sculpture in this one. Starting with the yard full of metal animals… …continuing on the deck with the arms-up ladies. Another arms-up…
A Large Pest Problem
There appears to be an eight-foot-tall green spider bearing down on this home. Or maybe it just wants to go for a dip in the…
Forever Waiting Just Inside
The seller of this home is either a big fan of Duane Hanson Sculpture or perhaps his grandma just wouldn’t get out of the shot….
Don’t Do Drugs
In case you weren’t clear what inspired the… eclectic decor in this house, just refer to the handy neon sign on the right side of…
His and Hers…
That’s… um… an… interesting choice of um… art, I guess, to hang directly over your master bed. Not sure exactly what kind of message they’re…
Hangar Time
“Hey, maybe if we plaster all the walls with framed posters and photographs, nobody will notice that we’re trying to pass an airplane hangar off…
Mirror, Mirror on the… Ceiling?
That’s bound to be disorienting. Also in this listing… creepy lonely lady sculpture: She even appears to be pose-able.
“For the unique person…”
Nobody can accuse this home of being just like everything else on the market, that’s for sure. From the lead photo of the contemplative statue…