“Be careful! Unlivable now.”
If you thought you were going to get any photos of this 672 square foot, 2 bedroom, 1 bathroom house offered for sale near Dallas…
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If you really want to live at your health club, but they won’t let you…
It sure looks all sleek and clean and modern. Appropriately, entry is directly into the yoga room, so you can get loosened up first. Really…
Beach Ball Pillows FTW
Wow. Where do you even find furniture like that? The beach ball pillows and almost-matching curtains just really complete the vibe, too. Apparently it’s some…
Totally Normal Texas Living
Nope. Nothing creepy about this room at all. Totally normal. Also normal: Medieval-style banquet hall dining room seating for 20. …and a costume room. Sure,…
Zebra Zebra Zebra
Wow. That is a lot of zebra print. Plus: bonus bubble chair!
When One Shrine Just Isn’t Enough
I don’t recognize the object of this home seller’s adoration. But wowzers do they ever adore him. Not one, but two full-on shrines, plus a…
I Have Prime Swampland to Sell You
This $16.8 million listing is allegedly for a 4-bed, 3.5-bath 3,941 square foot home. The listing contains thirty-two photos. Exactly two of those photos show…
Don’t Mind Me, I’m Just Trying To Sell Your House
What’s that? Oh, no, don’t bother getting up. I’m sure your work is very important. No, it’s no big deal. I’m just taking pictures of…
Good Day Sir, Have you Come to View My Secret Condo?
You’re looking at the primary photo for this cheap Dallas condo. I’m not sure if the condo is hiding in the bush behind the dapper…
Someday I’ll Figure Out How To Desaturate Plants, And I Will Win
You like color? Look outside. Or stare at your plants. That’s it. Those are your only two choices here. Bedroom? Desaturated. Bathroom? Desaturated. Oh, one…
There was a sale on teal paint, okay?
Obviously the owners of this home really like teal. Well, whoever lives in this room does, anyway. The rest of the home is… interesting, if…
Awesome Arch Abode on Acreage Around Austin
Here’s another one that’s less “looney” and more “lavish.” Love the distinctive, unique shape of this home, as well as the finishes like the nice…
$15M Ranch: Dog on Pickup Not Included
Yours for just 15 million dollars. Okay so I doubt the dog comes with the property. Probably not the truck or the horse, either. You…
A Very Expensive Maserati
You’re looking at the first two photos for this San Antonio listing. The listing agent’s description doesn’t mention anything about a $65,000 Maserati Ghibli being…
Dizzy by Design
Whoa. It’s like a few of the rooms in this house were designed to induce maximum dizziness. I would most likely fall down those stairs…
Naughty Mickey Mouse
Um. I don’t think that’s an authorized usage of Disney intellectual property. I kinda suspect that isn’t, either, but at least Bert doesn’t seem to…