Garage Has Minor Water Issues
$45,000. No bedrooms or bathrooms. No foundation. Just a garage. On the water. Oh and you still have to pay rent, apparently. Boat house was…
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There Is No Listing. Only Zuul!
Okay I for one think it would be awesome to have gargoyles on my front steps. Plus, the house they’re guarding is amazing: Yeah, I’m…
Imaginary Murder Scene For Sale
Seems like a fairly unassuming home. The local paper has the scoop on its minor real estate celebrity status: ‘Twin Peak’ home for sale The…
Home Sweet Tavern
Um… Listed on the MLS as a 0-bed, 1-bath single-family home. From the listing description: Historic Evelyn’s Tavern is zoned rural village commercial, allowing residential…
For Chicken Lovers ONLY
Setting aside the chicken obsession, the quality of the photos in this particular set is actually quite nice. The listing description is pretty funny though:…
Lose Weight For This Skinny Kitchen
This home sports what is easily the skinniest kitchen I have ever laid eyes on. If you’re overweight, you’d need to go on a diet…
Lair of the Evil Genius
Submission, photo selection, and commentary by submitter Emerald63. Thanks! It looks like such a nice, unassuming little house… But then… you walk inside… and you…
A House Under There Somewhere
Whoa. Sensory overload. I… um… what. I think that’s the kitchen? Not really sure how you prepare food when nearly every surface is covered with…
Little Photoshop of Horrors
A little tasteful HDR can make for some good-looking listing photos. Unfortunately, the HDR applied to the photos of this listing is neither “a little”…
Make Your Home in a Dome
I’m a sucker for a geodesic dome home. Put it on a little river and you’ve got a double-win. From the listing agent’s description: A…
Come Home to a Tree House Every Day
Submission and photo selection by submitter Emerald63. Thanks! Tree house living… Outside… Inside… Right down to the bathrooms! So cool. I love how the home…
Seattle Yikes: The Sequel
740 square feet. Sold last month for $125,000 in Seattle, Washington. 100% covered in garbage. I like how the box from the microwave in the…
Off-Grid Giraffe
Why didn’t I get to have a ceiling-height stuffed giraffe when I was growing up? Or a solar panel? From the listing description: Unique concrete…
Behold the Beautiful Beige
Commentary by submitter Emerald63. Thanks! If you like beige, do we have the house for you! There are even two – count them two –…
Vroom Vroom
So… do the fancy cars come with the home? I think probably not, despite the fact that the photo above is the primary photo on…
Selling Homes Is as Easy as 1, 2, Bing!
You’re looking at the only two photos of this listing. Apparently actually visiting the home was too difficult. As was taking a screenshot. So, apparently…