Live Like a ’90s King
Yup, I’m a sucker for castles Even totally fake castles that were actually built in 1996. I mean, look at that roof line. What’s not…
Articles by Marty E.
THIS IS NOT A HOUSE
From the virtual tour: THIS IS NOT A HOUSE… It is an Experience. It is a Chipmunk. It is an Owl. It is a Hummingbird….
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Who’s “up” for some ping pong? No? Not to worry, you can get serious work done in this home, too. As long as you can…
Come to Cactus Kingdom
You like cacti, right? I mean, like, a lot? Actually for a 7.5 million dollar property, I have to say I’m a little disappointed in…
“Professional” Office
From the listing description: Legal 2 Family Can Also Be Used As Owner Occupied Professional Office With Owner Occupied Apartment On Top. Or Legal Two…
Office-Living-Workout Room
Nine of the eleven photos of this home are of the exterior or the view. Which sort of makes sense, given that the home sits…
More Mad Rendering Skillz
Words fail me. Nope, does’t look any better when you take a few steps back. Also you just drowned in the lake. Game over.
“Toxic Wasteland Dump”
The listing description is what really brings home this “Make Me Move” listing: A complete tear down, may have toxic substances, such as lead and…
“Railway Resort” is Apparently a Thing (An Amazing Thing)
The still photos on this listing are amazing, but they really don’t do this property justice. Thankfully, the listing agent had a video made. It…
Watch Me Wash
What? She’s just wants to make sure potential buyers know that the kitchen is functional. And, um… the bed, I guess.
Smokin’ Deal
Nothing says “we totally took great care of this house” like ashtrays and cigarettes scattered throughout the place. The listing for this home included a…
Guess Who is in HGTV Magazine
Guess what site was featured (along with seven others) in this month’s issue of HGTV Magazine as one of “the most addictive real estate sites.”…
“all your rela estate needs”
Hey look at that, it’s our first posting to feature an office space for lease. That’s still a listing, so it totally counts. I especially…
Saddle Up for Some Orange Chess
Can’t say that I’ve ever gotten off a horse and thought “that was so comfortable, I wish I could sit on a saddle all day,…
“True to the Streetscape”
From the listing description: True to the streetscape of historic Greenview Avenue, this classic Princeton home, Victorian in style with its picturesque turret, has been…
Rear View Render
This condo has a price tag of $5,583,900 and a rather… interesting marketing strategy. I’m sensing a theme here… Okay so maybe you’re not a…