Home Sweet Shed
You’re looking at the primary photo for this listing in Maryland on the Delmarva Peninsula. I also really like the unreadable watermark that somebody squirted…
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New Roof. No Really.
From the listing description: LARGE HOME ON A BIG LOT IN NEED OF REHAB…BRAND NEW ROOF… And just in case you don’t believe them about…
The REALLY Green Room
I guess there’s something to be said for choosing a theme and… um… going all out with it? I mean really, really going all out….
Creepy Bedroom Stare Down
Um. What is on that bed? Is it a baby? A creepy fat doll? That’s one way to cut a tour short, I suppose. If…
The Looming Shadow
You might expect a home with an asking price of $1.35 million to have nice photos. Ha ha ha. That was a good one. Not…
Truth in Advertising
Sure, there’s something to be said for truth in advertising… …but at some point it starts to feel like you’re just rubbing it in. I…
PARKING Desk
Park your butt and get some work done. I have to say, I don’t really understand the point of photos like these that almost exclusively…
Mini-Me
Haven’t you always wanted to own a nine-million-dollar penthouse where you could walk down to the lobby and admire a miniature model of the very…
The wheels on the house go round and round…
This one also sold back in December, but since I’ve never seen a whole house built on wheels before, I had to share it. Seriously,…
Sold to Mrs. Bag Head
Okay so this “home” sold way back in December, but this find was just too amazingly weird not to share here. This is the one…
Setting the Mood
The current owners of this home have definitely made some… interesting decor choices. Especially in the bathrooms. They each seem to have their own “theme.”…
Do not attempt to adjust the picture.
You’re looking at the only two photos for this 1.37 million-dollar waterfront listing in Long Beach, California. From the listing description: This is a truly…
Radioactive Furnishings Not Included
Nothing like a living room furnished with radioactive decor to give your home a healthy, pleasing glow. And a glowing, radioactive bedroom. And some glowing,…
Men are from Mars…
I’m assuming that this photograph features the kids’ room, but you really can’t be sure. Maybe the owners just have some kind of alien fetish?…
Be the King of Rural Washington
Who wants a castle? In remote, rural Washington State. I mean it is pretty cool. But $1.4 million? Oh, there’s is a pool table? SOLD….
Lovely Listing Ladies
This listing has over 70 photos. Apparently the Phoenix-area MLS doesn’t limit how many photos an agent can upload, so some listing agents just upload…