Totally Tasteful Decor
Okay so this place was on Curbed a couple months ago, but it’s just way too over-the-top not to post here. I think this is…
Dubious Decor
Not What I Meant by “Green Features”
Hey, if you happen to be in Austin over the next week for SXSW, you can check this place out in person! This home just…
Mega Family Room
Typically when you’re trying to sell your home, it’s a good idea to take down your family photos. I guess when your family photo is…
One Location, Yet All Over The Map
[Submission and script by Emerald63. Thanks!] It starts off innocently enough with an indoor forest… Gradually escalates to a guy watching you sleep… Then… jumps…
Pulp Elephant
I guess these sellers really enjoyed Pulp Fiction? ..or they just like painting things all over their walls, apparently. Guns! More guns! Okay skateboarding SpongeBob…
Don’t Do Drugs
In case you weren’t clear what inspired the… eclectic decor in this house, just refer to the handy neon sign on the right side of…
Living Room Motivational Material?
Not exactly what I would have chosen if I were going to decorate my living room with six foot tall paintings, but to each his…
Bedroom Motivational Material
Oooo-kay then. Not exactly how I would decorate my bedroom, but to each his or her own, I suppose. Perhaps the home is actually occupied…
Hidden Dishware
Bet you can’t find the dishware. You like patterned walls and floors, right? This one reminds me of the giant cow ottoman featured on these…
His and Hers…
That’s… um… an… interesting choice of um… art, I guess, to hang directly over your master bed. Not sure exactly what kind of message they’re…
Style Schizophrenia
I promise you these are all the same house. I guess 1993 was a good year? Ugh, Mercator projection. Totally ruins it. I’d complain about…
So Wrong
What. What. What. Oh and don’t bother cleaning up or anything. It’s not like you’re asking strangers to spend nearly half a million dollars on…
Subtle.
I’m sure that bar doesn’t make female visitors feel at all uncomfortable. Oh wait, silly me. That assumes that the current owner of this home…
LUBRICATION
Um, yeah. So, there’s that. I guess it’s important not to forget. Aside from the… interesting choice of bathroom decor, it’s a little hard to…
The REALLY Green Room
I guess there’s something to be said for choosing a theme and… um… going all out with it? I mean really, really going all out….
Setting the Mood
The current owners of this home have definitely made some… interesting decor choices. Especially in the bathrooms. They each seem to have their own “theme.”…