Great for Fishing. I Mean Fishes.
You know, in case you wanted to know what your future home will look like to a fish. Or maybe through a crystal ball? Or…
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Glass and Steel Factory Home
Because why wouldn’t you want to spend $9.2 million to live in a home that looks like some kind of factory from a futuristic movie,…
Mega Marilyn Monroe
It’s very important to know where the nearest giant Marilyn Monroe mural is when I’m considering buying a house. And what if I need to…
I Hope You Like Green Accents
Submitted by Emerald63, who says: Behind the Green Door… are lots of green paintings Lots and lots of green accents. Green paintings, green pillows, green…
Captions, Captions, Captions, Stilts
I’m glad they put a caption on there, otherwise I might have thought that the guy on stilts was included with the home. Actually wait…
Kids and Dogs Not Included
Okay, it’s adorable when your kids want to play dress-up, but is that really something that you should be including in the marketing photos when…
Cliffhanger
This is another one of those listings that really more amazing than “looney.” I mean, they did overdo it on the HDR on a few…
A Glowing “Statement of Authority”
This is what I imagine a $3.3 million home would look like if a nuclear weapon had just been detonated ten or twenty miles behind…
“Well Thought-Out Open-Concept”
From the listing description: An absolute charmer in Rothesay’s finest waterfront community. This beautifully built recreational property has a perfect balance of style and practicality.The…
Live Like a ’90s King
Yup, I’m a sucker for castles Even totally fake castles that were actually built in 1996. I mean, look at that roof line. What’s not…
THIS IS NOT A HOUSE
From the virtual tour: THIS IS NOT A HOUSE… It is an Experience. It is a Chipmunk. It is an Owl. It is a Hummingbird….
Come to Cactus Kingdom
You like cacti, right? I mean, like, a lot? Actually for a 7.5 million dollar property, I have to say I’m a little disappointed in…
More Mad Rendering Skillz
Words fail me. Nope, does’t look any better when you take a few steps back. Also you just drowned in the lake. Game over.
“Toxic Wasteland Dump”
The listing description is what really brings home this “Make Me Move” listing: A complete tear down, may have toxic substances, such as lead and…
“Railway Resort” is Apparently a Thing (An Amazing Thing)
The still photos on this listing are amazing, but they really don’t do this property justice. Thankfully, the listing agent had a video made. It…
“True to the Streetscape”
From the listing description: True to the streetscape of historic Greenview Avenue, this classic Princeton home, Victorian in style with its picturesque turret, has been…