Very Well-Guarded Swampland
If you had $1.3 million to spend, I bet you thought you could buy a house. Nope. You just get guard towers. Okay so technically…
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Duck Duck Duck (and More Duck)
What, you wanted photos of the actual home that’s for sale for $3,500,000? Too bad. All you get is ducks. Lots and lots of ducks.
“Value is clearly in the land.”
From the listing description: Value is clearly in the land. … House has good bones- could be a fantastic remodel. So, wait, which is it?…
Merry Christmas Goose
Merry Christmas! Have a pair of Christmas Geese! And… Um… a Christmas Heron? How about a Christmas boat?
My Home is an Ice Cream Tricycle
Just a random ice cream tricycle in a listing of a home for sale. Parked in front of my ice cream shop, apparently?
Life in Curvy Technicolor
I wonder how often these funky domes need to be painted to remain that bright, considering their location in the middle of nowhere, Arizona. I…
No Castle For You! (Just the Gatehouse)
This is just the gatehouse for the castle, and it’s nearly 4,000 square feet. Sadly, the castle this gate used to lead to was long…
Outdoor Work Out
I think this is the first time I’ve seen a workout room that’s basically outdoors. I guess when you live on 4 acres along a…
“Try to Find a Lost Gold Treasure”
From the listing description: Original owner believed there was a buried Spanish gold treasure in the large rock next to the house and spent many…
Draw… Something
Listing says “Architectural Plans and Valid Permit avail. for the new purchaser,” but um… I think the seller and I may have different definitions of…
Party Horse House
Gotta love listings that prominently feature photos of the random statuary. Horses and topless girls go together like peanut butter and jelly, apparently. Look in…
All Angles, All the Time
Somebody really likes angled shapes. And their fancy car. You can’t quite see it from this angle, but the mirror in the bedroom is a…
Wayne Manor Really an Illinois Castle
This 8,215 square foot castle in Wayne, Illinois sold on Halloween for $1,000,000. It sits on 15 acres. Also: It is awesome. You can read…
Ocean Ghosts Free With Purchase
No idea what’s going on down on the water beneath this home. Some kind of photoshop-artifact ghost apparently haunts these parts. Okay, whatever… How’s the…
Your Driveway as an Extreme Outdoor Challenge Course
Getting to this home might be a bit of a challenge… But at least it will be fun! Wait what are they selling here? A…
Buy Your Own Happily Ever After
Whoa. This place is seriously incredible. How is that roof even possible? SOLD. Or, it would be anyway, if I had 1.8 million dollars.