ShowerDog Not Included
From the listing description: This stunning property provides 4487 square feet of living space with 5 generous bedrooms and 4 luxurious bathes. Only one of…
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The Dark Side
Apparently whoever took the photographs of this home was unfamiliar with the concept of flash photography. It’s understandable, the only been around for 114 years….
His and Hers…
That’s… um… an… interesting choice of um… art, I guess, to hang directly over your master bed. Not sure exactly what kind of message they’re…
Style Schizophrenia
I promise you these are all the same house. I guess 1993 was a good year? Ugh, Mercator projection. Totally ruins it. I’d complain about…
Stare at my Sumptuous Staging
Whoever staged and photographed this home was really proud of themselves. I mean, really, really proud. Of their suitcases. And their books. And the white…
The Secret Penthouse
The photos themselves are quite nice, but with an asking price of two million dollars, wouldn’t you want to show potential buyers… you know… the…
So Wrong
What. What. What. Oh and don’t bother cleaning up or anything. It’s not like you’re asking strangers to spend nearly half a million dollars on…
Camouflage Furniture
Where are the beds? YOU CAN’T SEE THEM! Hidden sofa is hidden. Whoa, cool outdoor dining room… HEY WAIT A MINUTE.
Subtle.
I’m sure that bar doesn’t make female visitors feel at all uncomfortable. Oh wait, silly me. That assumes that the current owner of this home…
Maximized for Electronics per Sq. Ft.
Spotted by a reader. Whoa. Some digging through public records and Google reveals that the current owner is apparently a professional Disco Installer. That is…
LUBRICATION
Um, yeah. So, there’s that. I guess it’s important not to forget. Aside from the… interesting choice of bathroom decor, it’s a little hard to…
Dog Lovers Need Not Apply
From the listing description: Now available, as seen on television, San Diego’s world famous “Cats’ House”! Because who wouldn’t want who knows how many cats…
The REALLY Green Room
I guess there’s something to be said for choosing a theme and… um… going all out with it? I mean really, really going all out….
Creepy Bedroom Stare Down
Um. What is on that bed? Is it a baby? A creepy fat doll? That’s one way to cut a tour short, I suppose. If…
The Looming Shadow
You might expect a home with an asking price of $1.35 million to have nice photos. Ha ha ha. That was a good one. Not…
Truth in Advertising
Sure, there’s something to be said for truth in advertising… …but at some point it starts to feel like you’re just rubbing it in. I…