One Location, Yet All Over The Map
[Submission and script by Emerald63. Thanks!] It starts off innocently enough with an indoor forest… Gradually escalates to a guy watching you sleep… Then… jumps…
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Garden-Lovers ONLY
From the Wall Street Journal’s House of the Day: Philanthropist Frederick Forrest Peabody built this neoclassical home in Santa Barbara, Calif., in 1914. The current…
Mod Pod
Modern living: pods inside your house! This home has it all… Kitchen pod. Closet pod. Bedroom pod. Laundry room pod. Pod it up.
Live Like a ’90s King
Yup, I’m a sucker for castles Even totally fake castles that were actually built in 1996. I mean, look at that roof line. What’s not…
Come to Cactus Kingdom
You like cacti, right? I mean, like, a lot? Actually for a 7.5 million dollar property, I have to say I’m a little disappointed in…
“Railway Resort” is Apparently a Thing (An Amazing Thing)
The still photos on this listing are amazing, but they really don’t do this property justice. Thankfully, the listing agent had a video made. It…
Rear View Render
This condo has a price tag of $5,583,900 and a rather… interesting marketing strategy. I’m sensing a theme here… Okay so maybe you’re not a…
Pristine Party House
By my count, there is seating for nearly fifty people in this main dining / living room. But the bar seats only three, apparently. I…
Merry Christmas Goose
Merry Christmas! Have a pair of Christmas Geese! And… Um… a Christmas Heron? How about a Christmas boat?
My Home is an Ice Cream Tricycle
Just a random ice cream tricycle in a listing of a home for sale. Parked in front of my ice cream shop, apparently?
Outdoor Work Out
I think this is the first time I’ve seen a workout room that’s basically outdoors. I guess when you live on 4 acres along a…
Get Down With Your Luxurious Self
[Listing and narrative submitted by Looney Listing regular Emerald63. Thanks!] After a hard day as corporate CEO, come home to your own private Versailles, complete…
Ocean Ghosts Free With Purchase
No idea what’s going on down on the water beneath this home. Some kind of photoshop-artifact ghost apparently haunts these parts. Okay, whatever… How’s the…
Game On! And On, And On, And On…
I’m fairly certain that this is the first home I’ve seen for sale with its own mini-golf course. Not sure that the placement of the…
Wine Butler Does Not Convey
I’m not sure which thought is more creepy, that they would photograph the wine cellar with a butler posing at-the-ready, or that it might actually…
Camouflage Furniture
Where are the beds? YOU CAN’T SEE THEM! Hidden sofa is hidden. Whoa, cool outdoor dining room… HEY WAIT A MINUTE.