Fire-Breathing Listing
Rawr. It’s all in the details. Behold! This home has a ceiling! I have to know though: Do all the rad portrait paintings and the…
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Why have just one when you can have multiples?
Whether it’s photos of the same thing or actual physical attributes, this listing has more than one of just about everything. Here’s one of 7…
“The largest home ever listed in Albuqerque! [sic]”
When the nicest thing you can say about your listing is that it’s “The largest home ever listed in Albuqerque!” and you can’t even spell…
Something Something Politics
Seems like with all the negative press around the “rebel flag” these days, you might not want to feature it prominently in the listing photos…
“Two very different artists live in this house.”
You’re looking at the interior of a 117-year-old, six thousand square foot home in Bronxville, New York listed at four million dollars. Note: If this…
Apparently We Have Very Different Definitions of “Restoration.”
From the listing description: An exquisite Grade II Listed Victorian 7 bedroomed, 8 bathroomed old rectory, the subject of a complete roof down restoration in…
Chapel of the Drowning Horses
Nothing like a simulated pair of drowning horses to get you in the worshipful mood. There’s a lot more than the chapel to this property……
It’s All In The Details
That’s an… interesting floor. Okay let’s be clear here. This is a freakin’ mansion. With a list price over $6 million. The photo selection is…
If Barnabas Collins Moved to SoCal
Submission and commentary by Emerald63. Thanks! Ever wonder what Collinwood Mansion would look like if it were sited in the, er, shadow… of LA? Take…
San Francisco’s Most Expensive Listing is a Replica of Marie Antoinette’s Private Getaway
With an asking price of 18 million dollars, you’d expect to be impressed—even in San Francisco, where a mediocre 1,100 square-foot row house goes for…
The Listings Butler’s Spanish Cousin
The listings butler strikes again! Er, well, his Spanish cousin does, anyway. What I don’t get about this listing is how the same listing can…
Eat Up This Exquisite Estate
From the submitter, Emerald63: Fancy living the life of a Tudor king? Or having one pop in for a bit? Try this 1914 Historic Register…
How To: Tolerate Living in Arizona
From submitter Emerald63: CLUNK!!! That was the sound of my jaw dropping at this stunning home that has the “Gimme, Gimme, Gimme” factor in spades!…