$3.68 Million Graffiti
$3.68 million. That’s one valuable graffiti seahorse. Okay so it’s an entire 5-story building in downtown Seattle. Still, what’s with these photos? Okay that art…
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Garden-Lovers ONLY
From the Wall Street Journal’s House of the Day: Philanthropist Frederick Forrest Peabody built this neoclassical home in Santa Barbara, Calif., in 1914. The current…
Mod Pod
Modern living: pods inside your house! This home has it all… Kitchen pod. Closet pod. Bedroom pod. Laundry room pod. Pod it up.
Live Like a ’90s King
Yup, I’m a sucker for castles Even totally fake castles that were actually built in 1996. I mean, look at that roof line. What’s not…
Come to Cactus Kingdom
You like cacti, right? I mean, like, a lot? Actually for a 7.5 million dollar property, I have to say I’m a little disappointed in…
“Railway Resort” is Apparently a Thing (An Amazing Thing)
The still photos on this listing are amazing, but they really don’t do this property justice. Thankfully, the listing agent had a video made. It…
Rear View Render
This condo has a price tag of $5,583,900 and a rather… interesting marketing strategy. I’m sensing a theme here… Okay so maybe you’re not a…
Duck Duck Duck (and More Duck)
What, you wanted photos of the actual home that’s for sale for $3,500,000? Too bad. All you get is ducks. Lots and lots of ducks.
Pristine Party House
By my count, there is seating for nearly fifty people in this main dining / living room. But the bar seats only three, apparently. I…
Merry Christmas Goose
Merry Christmas! Have a pair of Christmas Geese! And… Um… a Christmas Heron? How about a Christmas boat?
My Home is an Ice Cream Tricycle
Just a random ice cream tricycle in a listing of a home for sale. Parked in front of my ice cream shop, apparently?
Life in Curvy Technicolor
I wonder how often these funky domes need to be painted to remain that bright, considering their location in the middle of nowhere, Arizona. I…
No Castle For You! (Just the Gatehouse)
This is just the gatehouse for the castle, and it’s nearly 4,000 square feet. Sadly, the castle this gate used to lead to was long…
Outdoor Work Out
I think this is the first time I’ve seen a workout room that’s basically outdoors. I guess when you live on 4 acres along a…
Now I’m Coming to Gobble You Up!
The troll’s bridge was foreclosed, and now he lives under the porch, apparently. Mixed messages. Dragons = GO AWAY. “For Rent” = Come live here!…
Get Down With Your Luxurious Self
[Listing and narrative submitted by Looney Listing regular Emerald63. Thanks!] After a hard day as corporate CEO, come home to your own private Versailles, complete…