Little Photoshop of Horrors
A little tasteful HDR can make for some good-looking listing photos. Unfortunately, the HDR applied to the photos of this listing is neither “a little”…
Articles by Marty E.
Think Pink, Dream Pink, BE PINK
pink cabinets: check pink rug: check pink pillows: check pink microwave: check pink teapot: check pink toaster: check pink ladle: check pink sink: check pink…
$15M Ranch: Dog on Pickup Not Included
Yours for just 15 million dollars. Okay so I doubt the dog comes with the property. Probably not the truck or the horse, either. You…
A Very Expensive Maserati
You’re looking at the first two photos for this San Antonio listing. The listing agent’s description doesn’t mention anything about a $65,000 Maserati Ghibli being…
Make Your Home in a Dome
I’m a sucker for a geodesic dome home. Put it on a little river and you’ve got a double-win. From the listing agent’s description: A…
Own Your Own Storybook Kingdom
From Emerald63, who found this gem: This fantasy B&B is about more than decor – look at all the built-in details. There are castle, pirate…
Come Home to a Tree House Every Day
Submission and photo selection by submitter Emerald63. Thanks! Tree house living… Outside… Inside… Right down to the bathrooms! So cool. I love how the home…
My Condo Has a Screensaver
This home is not for the easily distracted. So many crazy lighting effects! Definitely not for the easily disoriented, either. LED walls. Because we can….
Excess is Spelled F-L-O-R-I-D-A
I imagine that there might exist a more extravagant home game room than this, but I’ve certainly never seen anything else that comes close. This…
Industrial Strength House… with Bonus Gypsy Wagon?
Submission, headline, and photo selection by submitter Emerald63, who apparently has quite expensive tastes! Okay, so it’s a modern concrete and glass box, floating on…
Seattle Yikes: The Sequel
740 square feet. Sold last month for $125,000 in Seattle, Washington. 100% covered in garbage. I like how the box from the microwave in the…
The Loneliest Movie Theater
Apparently the current owner of this home really likes watching movies. Alone. And they’re not just watching movies in their lonely home theater. They’ve got…
Forgot to Flush
From the listing description: You will need to restore utilities and update mechanicals before moving in. …and flush the toilet. Whoa that is some seriously…
Move Over Ron Howard… to the house right next door.
Headline and commentary by submitter Emerald63. Thanks! My French chateau of rough hewn stone can meet and beat your white wood Grand Hotel wannabe anyday!…
Opie, I don’t think we’re in Mayberry anymore…
Headline and commentary by submitter Emerald63. Thanks! Want to buy Ron Howard’s house? Just $27.5 million dollars… Here’s some more color from CNN: The Howards…
Surrounded by Statuary
Every day can be a party when you fill your home with statues. I mean like every room. Everywhere. There’s no such thing as “too…