The Architect of Your Dreams
Where do you even find someone to build you a crazy custom house like this? Does the phone book have a section for “fantasy architects”?…
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Slip Slidin’ Away: Part 3
You can tell that it’s actually the house that’s tilted, not the camera, because otherwise why would the agent have such a hard time holding…
I Have Prime Swampland to Sell You
This $16.8 million listing is allegedly for a 4-bed, 3.5-bath 3,941 square foot home. The listing contains thirty-two photos. Exactly two of those photos show…
Put a Blur On It
That’s the primary listing photo for this Portland home. These are the only other two photos on the listing. The listing agent stands to “earn”…
Good Day Sir, Have you Come to View My Secret Condo?
You’re looking at the primary photo for this cheap Dallas condo. I’m not sure if the condo is hiding in the bush behind the dapper…
Caricature of a Castle
Submission and commentary by Emerald63. Thanks! As a man once said, “If the directions to your house include the words ‘Turn off the paved road,’…
LEARN TO MEDITATE HERE!
I somewhat doubt that when this place was built it was originally occupied by the “Church of Divine Man Spiritual Teaching Center.” It does have…
San Francisco’s Most Expensive Listing is a Replica of Marie Antoinette’s Private Getaway
With an asking price of 18 million dollars, you’d expect to be impressed—even in San Francisco, where a mediocre 1,100 square-foot row house goes for…
Micro House on a Mega Lot
This might be the Northwest’s most expensive home, on a dollars per square foot basis. Just 702 square feet, with a list price of $875,000….
Live in a Desert Museum for $8M
Submission & commentary by Emerald63. Thanks! The exterior looks like a museum. The interior is a whole, heaping helping of “Holy Cow!!!” Including an obscene…
Cat and Mouse Game
Wow. Um… That’s one way to sell a house, I guess? And that’s another way? Okay um, what’s with the weird lines?
This Home Rocks
Okay that is an amazing setting. And “only” $1.3 million! Yup, I’d take that. Except… …what’s with the totally uninspiring interior?
Awesome Arch Abode on Acreage Around Austin
Here’s another one that’s less “looney” and more “lavish.” Love the distinctive, unique shape of this home, as well as the finishes like the nice…
Baby Raccoons & MEGA Mountains… But Where’s the House?
Sixteen photos of this $2.5 million listing, only one of which contains even a glimpse of the house itself. Instead, you get baby raccoons. Oh…
Sweet RV, Bro
This listing is just for the land. So why do so many of the photos feature the mid ’80s-era Champion RV? $85,000 seems a bit…
Gaze Upon the Glass and the Glow
So many odd design and decor choices in this home. From the all-glass entry… …to the unnaturally glowing exterior. Inside: more glowing. I’m not even…