Off-Grid Giraffe
Why didn’t I get to have a ceiling-height stuffed giraffe when I was growing up? Or a solar panel? From the listing description: Unique concrete…
2014
Slip Slidin’ Away: Part 2
Sometime you accidentally shoot a picture or two when you’re taking the camera out of your pocket. Typically though, you don’t choose to use those…
We get it. You like your cars.
Gee, I wonder what this seller’s prized possessions are? The listing agent had an allotment of 30 photos to showcase this 11,500 square foot home….
Old Boys’ Clubhouse
So… am I buying a home here, or a grainy photo of some old dudes? Oh look, somebody signed a thing! Totally important to the…
Happy 40th
Surprise! for your 40th birthday, we decided to sell your house! Also: We got you this pink car!
The Incredible Shapeshifting Home
This home is having a serious identity crisis. Or it’s the star of the next upcoming Transformers movie. But I thought that was going to…
How To: Tolerate Living in Arizona
From submitter Emerald63: CLUNK!!! That was the sound of my jaw dropping at this stunning home that has the “Gimme, Gimme, Gimme” factor in spades!…
Behold the Beautiful Beige
Commentary by submitter Emerald63. Thanks! If you like beige, do we have the house for you! There are even two – count them two –…
Pink and Purple Power
I wonder what this seller’s favorite color is? To be fair, most of the interior is adorned in a relatively ordinary color scheme. But the…
Vroom Vroom
So… do the fancy cars come with the home? I think probably not, despite the fact that the photo above is the primary photo on…
Behold My Golf… Brushes?
This home is a golf course condo, so of course they needed to feature a photograph of the owner’s… brushes and hat? …and some poorly-lit…
Selling Homes Is as Easy as 1, 2, Bing!
You’re looking at the only two photos of this listing. Apparently actually visiting the home was too difficult. As was taking a screenshot. So, apparently…
Tilted Dreams
Looks like whoever took this photo was on their way to dreamland as they hit the shutter. Apparently the bathroom is sleep-inducing, too. I love…
Pretty in Pink
Most of this house is perfectly ordinary, but wow, that bedroom. It’s like a bubble gum factory exploded.
Horse Lovers ONLY
Do you like to engage in staring contests with horses? Or ride your tractor around in circles in the dirt? Does this photo have some…
[CENSORED] – Click at your own risk.
Wow. Just wow. Even the butler is speechless. Oh wait, that’s because he’s a mannequin. …as is the pianist. Wait, what? Is that… a chair…